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About Me I am definitely one that sees the cup as half empty. I have decided to write a blog due to a lot of unexpected events that seem to happen in my life and to share some of my random thoughts/rants and product reviews. Not to mention I’m trying to embrace my new milestone of *clearing throat* 30. Sucks. I guess aging is inevitable just like death; however, it doesn’t mean I have to welcome it with open arms. The past couple of years have been extremely trying and it doesn’t seem to be letting up. When I catch a break another obstacle arrives. Finances, stalkers, haters, toxic friends, family issues, job woes,etc. Stay tuned to my life unpredicted. Not all bad but definitely not all good. Continuing to weather the storm….
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Ghetto Translations


#1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away

#2 “We in Dis Bitch!” = We Will be attending the event …

#3 Free my nigggaaa ______” = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free him because he is my friend

#4 “so you mad?” = it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn’t seem like a big deal to me ……

#5 “you wasnt with me shootin in the gym” = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form

#6 “Where dey do dat at?” = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?

#7 Im Bout To Go Ham” = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions

#8 “I got da whip” = My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.

#9 “You Tryna Chill?” = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No

#10 “I’m chillin tonight” = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity.”

# 11 “you aint bout that life” = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!

#12 “shit just got real” = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!

#13” Anyways”=The fuck you still talking for??

Chris Bosh and Celebration

Really dude? He went a little overboard with this suspect celebration. Haaa!! Woooow…. Ummm, yeah *pause* If you’ve seen Boondocks then you know what I’m talking about right there….

Ode to the Bouncer – Studio Killers

I’m not sure why I like this song/video but I do.

Joke of the Day



I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
‘You must be single.’

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict’s intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , ‘Yes you are correct . But how
on earth did you know that?’

The drunk replied,

‘Cause you’re ugly’.

Google Changes – Must Read


Google is making some interesting privacy changes and I would suggest that you heed my warning if you use Google or any Google products (ex. Youtube). Read below to make sure that your browsing history does indeed stay anonymous. I’m sure another loophole will be created that will still allow them to spy but at least this is something to do right now. Get going and change your settings now!


How To Delete Your Google Web History Before March 1st

For the digitally-paranoid, here are instructions to delete your Google Web browsing history before the March 1st deadline, when Google’s new privacy settings go into effect.

Google initially changed its settings to streamline all of the rules across its different products, and, they argue, give users choice and control:

Others argue that it potentially allows user data on meetings, locations, and phone calls to easy to be shared across different platforms, which could allow people to draw associations that users don’t want made. Whether or not this could actually harm you is up for debate (and critics are yet to find a good example of where privacy has done this kind of harm). But, just in case, here’s how to delete your history

From DigitalJournal

1.Go to the Google homepage and sign into your account.
2. Click the dropdown menu next to your name in the upper-right hand corner of your screen.
3. Click accounts settings
4. Find the “Services section”
5. Under “Services” there is a sub-section that reads “View, enable, disable web history.” Click the link next to it that reads: “Go to Web History.”
6. Click on “Remove all Web History”

When you click on “Remove all Web History,” a message appears that says ” Web History is Paused.” What this means is that while Google will continue gathering and storing information about your web history it will make all data anonymous, that is, Google will not associate your Web History information with your online accounts and will therefore be unable to send you customized search results.”


How to Remove Your YouTube Viewing and Search History Before Google’s New Privacy Policy Takes Effect…privacy-policy

On March 1st, Google will implement its new, unified privacy policy, which will affect data Google has collected on you prior to March 1st as well as data it collects on you in the future. Earlier this week, we showed you how to delete your Google Web History in order to prevent Google from combining your Web History data with the data it has about you on its other products to provide you with personalized ads or suggestions across all of its products. You may also wish to delete your YouTube Viewing and Search History, which can reveal particularly sensitive information about you, including your location, interests, age, sexual orientation, religion, and health concerns.

The following steps will delete your viewing and search history on YouTube. If you have multiple YouTube accounts, you will have to complete these steps for each account.

1. Log in to your Google account.

2. Go to

3. Click on your icon.

4. Click “Video Manager”

5. Click “History”

6. Click “Clear all viewing history.”

7. Click “Pause viewing history.”

8. Click “Search History.”

9. Click “Clear all search history.”

10. Click “Pause search history.”

If you have multiple YouTube accounts, you will have to complete these steps for each account.

The Best of the Worst Epic Fails

Some of these people are stupid as hell. Really? Who does this ish?

Fat People – When Noodles Call (NSFW)

See, this right here is funny yet embarrasing. Dude, it’s just some noodles. Damn! It ain’t even that serious. From the looks of him, that’s the main staple in his diet. Just turrible (Yeah, not terrible, turrible)….

CNN Gone Wrong

Damn!! Really? Why in the hell would they have this track in the CNN studio anyway? Freakin’ ridiculous…..

Life Updates – 1 Sep 11

I haven’t posted about my life in a while so I thought I would give some updates.

I had another birthday and am unfortunately another year older and blows. Blows hard! I feel my youth slipping away as I type this. My job is completely unfulfilling due to many reasons for which I might talk about in the future. I’m still in school taking  5- 6 classes at a time so I can finish up my degree next year before my GI Bill runs out. I survived the big East Coast hurricane last week as well as the earthquake we had. It was definitely interesting and further makes me believe that the world is truly ending soon. Oh, and then my job itself is up in the air. I guess I will find out at the end of the month if I still have one or not due to the program I work for. I got another vehicle (traded in my Infiniti G35 coupe for the a 2011 sedan). Hmm…. That’s about all I can think of for right now. I have a list of topics I want to rant about though so stay tuned….

Slip of the Tongue

Slip of the Tongue

This is a clip that I caught 3 days ago of a news reporter’s slip of the tongue. I guess all of the hurricane excitement was too much. It was pretty amusing….

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