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Ghetto Translations


#1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away

#2 “We in Dis Bitch!” = We Will be attending the event …

#3 Free my nigggaaa ______” = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free him because he is my friend

#4 “so you mad?” = it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn’t seem like a big deal to me ……

#5 “you wasnt with me shootin in the gym” = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form

#6 “Where dey do dat at?” = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?

#7 Im Bout To Go Ham” = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions

#8 “I got da whip” = My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.

#9 “You Tryna Chill?” = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No

#10 “I’m chillin tonight” = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity.”

# 11 “you aint bout that life” = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!

#12 “shit just got real” = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!

#13” Anyways”=The fuck you still talking for??

Chris Bosh and Celebration

Really dude? He went a little overboard with this suspect celebration. Haaa!! Woooow…. Ummm, yeah *pause* If you’ve seen Boondocks then you know what I’m talking about right there….

Joke of the Day



I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
‘You must be single.’

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict’s intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , ‘Yes you are correct . But how
on earth did you know that?’

The drunk replied,

‘Cause you’re ugly’.

The Best of the Worst Epic Fails

Some of these people are stupid as hell. Really? Who does this ish?

Slip of the Tongue

Slip of the Tongue

This is a clip that I caught 3 days ago of a news reporter’s slip of the tongue. I guess all of the hurricane excitement was too much. It was pretty amusing….

Sleeping Kid

Talking Dog

Too funny!

The Ugly Dance

Ha! This site is entertaining ( Upload a photo of yourself and move.

Tips for Driving While Black (DWB)

I definitely follow some of these. Definitely need the white friend.

Guilty Dog

Too funny…. :D

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