Sammygurlification – Are you Serious?!
Ballsy Way to Quit a Job
Sometimes, you gotta go out with a bang…..
Lost in Translation?
This was a message left on our office status board. They know not what they write…. Ha! Told them what “head” was slang for (Number 4)…..
Face of the Future – Face Transformer
This site is crazy. You upload your pic and it shows how you would look as different races (Black, White, East-Asian & West-Asian) as well Baby, Young Adult, Older adult, Drunk (was funny as hell), 50% ape (will haunt me forever) and renditions of what different painters would have painted you as. They also allow you to transform yourself into an anime character. I enjoyed it and thought maybe you would too. I would upload my pic but nah….
Soulja Boy Pretty Boy Swag = Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle
Soulja Boy is a freaking joke….. His new song Pretty Boy Swag is ridiculous because the way he is rapping reminds me of that little black boy in the wheelchair on Malcolm in the Middle. His name was Stevie. If you know who I’m talking about you will probably agree. Dude is destroying rap….
Best of Craigslist Series – Beat it
Originally Posted: Sun, 23 May 17:13 EDT
BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO – m4m
Date: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT
I’m a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the “Beat It” video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.
Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back – long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor’s in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc
Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I’m a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play “Beat It” over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you’re the heter-bro I’m looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I’ve got laser tag too. I’m pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I’M NOT GAY.
P.S. – And I’ve gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.
“They told him don’t you ever come around here
Don’t wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire’s in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it”
- Location: Philly
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
When Auditions go Wrong – Killing Me Softly
Damn!! Really?
