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Guy on Youtube Given a Million Dollars

Ridiculous Is this what I should have done all along? Dude goes on YouTube and asks for a million dollars and like a genie in a bottle is granted his wish. Come the hell on! Are you freakin’ kidding me? I’m a little bitter that I didn’t think of it first. Hopefully he puts it to good use.

Change.org – Take BP’s Billions Away

We’ve all heard about the massive oil spill and the way BP is handling everything. Go here to sign a petition to tell the EPA to take away BP’s billions in federal contracts.

Targeting: Environmental Protection Agency
Sponsored by: CREDO Action

BP continues to stonewall the American people about the growing Deepwater Horizon disaster in the Gulf, even while the company is reaping millions of dollars in profits a day from its other federal leases.

The White House, the Department of Interior, and Congress are all crying foul, but they are not taking action to hold BP accountable. If the Obama administration is serious about making BP pay, there is a very simple and powerful tool at its disposal: the EPA can take away BP’s billions in federal contracts.

The Environmental Protection Agency has the authority to bar BP from receiving U.S. government contracts. Suspension of BP contracts would mean the loss of billions of dollars and effectively stop the company from drilling in federally controlled oil fields both on and offshore.

Discretionary debarment is among the most serious actions EPA can take. EPA’s own regulations allow the agency to ban BP from future contracts after considering “the frequency and pattern of the incidents, corporate attitude both before and after the incidents, changes in policies, procedures, and practices.”

Prior to the current Gulf spill, EPA had linked BP to at least four instances of criminal misconduct, and BP has paid tens of millions in fines for environmental crimes. According to the public interest investigative journalists at Pro Publica, the EPA is considering re-evaluating BP and determining whether the company’s actions leading up to and following the Deep Horizon spill are evidence of an institutional problem inside BP that would qualify for debarment action.

If BP is hit with discretionary debarment, the company would lose valuable contracts for selling fuel to the military and would be prohibited from obtaining or renewing drilling leases on federal land. EPA could also cancel BP’s current federal leases. The impact on BP’s bottom line could be in the billions of dollars.

Neither Congress, nor President Obama, nor Interior Secretary Salazar have taken steps to truly hold BP accountable. It’s up to EPA to use the regulatory tools at its disposal to make BP pay.

The American people are outraged by the politicians’ inaction in the face of an exponentially growing economic and environmental disaster in the Gulf. It’s time for EPA to take immediate and decisive action.

Spokeo – A Stalker’s Paradise

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Have you checked out spokeo.com? This site right here is some straight up bullsh**!! I typed in my name for giggles and grins and found my profile. I decided to pay for a 3 month subscription (which is under $20) and got the full information. It pulls up your credit rating (low, medium, high), what percentage of wealth you are, your house, relatives and people who reside in the home, your email address, phone number and a satellite view of your house. Yes, a view of your house. Your home information (estimate), whether you have children, and a neighborhood assessment which includes race, average income, and occupation. It also pulls any pics you may have posted on a social network as well as info from other sites you visit or have a profile on. I have a radio playlist on a site and it pulled it up. If you have an Amazon.com account it can pull that as well. This mess should be eliminated.

Oh, and to further point out the stalker creep factor you can opt to “follow” the person so you can keep track of what sites they go on and so forth. What is this world coming to? Privacy is clearly a thing of the past….

Toxic Women and the 12 to Avoid

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1- Miss Feminist
This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men
and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his
testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are
angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male
“patriarchy” would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these
absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all
treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can
easily identify her by her incessant mantra, “All men think with their
penises.” Avoid her at all costs.

2- Miss Take
She’s out for your money — pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in
high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just
because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for
drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels
absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a
whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her vagina is plated with gold
and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has
no concept of someone else’s feelings, her only interest is in getting
what she wants. And don’t be fooled — some apparently very “nice”
girls are the greediest of them all.

3- Miss Romance
This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and
offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life. The Miss
Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told
they are “princesses,” and have absolutely no idea that real life
consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance will expect
to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight,
turn into a shrieking nag. Run.

4- Miss Elusive
This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side. She is
usually one of the “walking wounded” — someone who has been hurt in
past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships
in the present. Your association with her will be one of utter
frustration, as first she shows great interest in you, but very quickly
runs away — then repeats this cycle over and over again. Miss Elusive
is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt with you and date you,
but you’ll never get past “friend” status. What you will get is a
million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive
herself that she just doesn’t have time for a relationship. Save
yourself some heartache — don’t get involved with her.

5- Miss Angry
Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angry really don’t like men. They scorn the male
gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man
they’ve ever encountered. To Miss Angry, there’s no such thing as a
nice guy — they’re all “jerks,” “creeps” and “pigs.” Many of them have
lots of simmering anger towards men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano. Unless you’re into lots of drama and screaming, stay away.

6- Miss Insecure
This woman seems great at the start because she’s very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don’t take long to surface. Pretty soon she’s calling you 10 times a
day, asking to see “where the relationship is going,” or because she
“just wants to hear your voice.” She needs constant reassurance that
she’s attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and
the alignment of her clothes. She’s clingy, needy and compulsively
agonizes that you’re going to leave her at any moment for “someone
better.” This kind of thing can get really creepy really fast.

7- Miss Bitch
Miss Bitches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world.
They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly,
care only about themselves, and aren’t concerned at all if they hurt
you or anybody else. Most Miss Bitches qualify as Miss Takes, too. Miss
Bitches are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily
identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut
through the world.

8- Miss Me
A close relative of Miss Bitch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me
needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or
where she goes. She is a selfish, self-indulgent, self-serving
narcissist who was raised as “daddy’s little girl,” and expects the
same from you. Unless you enjoy the company of spoiled brats, stay far,
far away.

9- Miss Desperate
Whether it’s her baby clock ticking or she’s the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married — now. She doesn’t
care who the guy is or what he does — as long as he’s got a penis she
can drag him to the altar. Watch out for this one!

10- Miss Turncoat
She’s a conniving little piece of work who’s an expert at conning men. Miss
Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you’re
hooked deep into the relationship (or married) and then the truth comes
out. Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy,
mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn’t
get her way.

11- Miss Tease
Usually, you can spot Miss Teases a mile away because she flirts with anything
in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity. Sometimes she
sponges off older men; sometimes she’s a ball-buster who enjoys getting
men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just
basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey. No
matter how she operates, you can’t trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she’ll dump you in a heartbeat.

12- Miss Controlling
She is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what
friends you can have, what you can eat — everything. And if you try to
stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream, pout, or use
any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her
demands.

Celebrities and Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong

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This chick, as much as I can’t stand her, used to be very attractive. She’s in her later 20′s and I guess is feeling the need to achieve perfection and she overdid it. Kim has now gone and gotten these horrid cheek implants and now she looks like Cher. No, that is not a compliment. This girl now looks like she’s in her mid-thirties and it’s appalling. If you haven’t seen her lately, look for yourself.

It’s really sad, but now she resembles that puppet Madame:


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    The Annoyance of St. Patrick’s Day

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    Yeah, I said it. I loathe this day every year because of the idiots I have to deal with on this day. I refuse to conform and wear green because “everyone else is doing it”. It’s annoying when people don green items because of a day they do not understand and want to fit in. If you’re really Irish, then you can ignore this rant. Feel free to wear your colors. This rant is for the sheep following along with the herd because they think it’s cool.

    I wore green in school because people pinched you if you didn’t have the color on. Nowadays, if someone tries to pinch me for that crap I’m catching a charge because I’m coming out swinging. No, seriously.  I walk into my office today and everyone is stating they have green on. The Chinese girl in my office hardly ever wears green but does this day. I’m just dumbfounded. I refuse and mean mug everyone that looks like they are about to ask me about why I’m wearing no green. It’s just another day for people to get off work early to drink themselves into a stupor. These drunk bastards are always the ones coming into work the next day hating life too.

    It’s like Christmas for white people or something by the way they act. I just don’t understand nor do I care too.  This day just annoys the hell out of me….

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    Size Matters

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    Yes, size matters. Any person that says it doesn’t is lying through their teeth. Now this post is not just about guys…. Women are included in this too. Let’s first talk about men:

    Guys tell themselves that it’s the motion of the ocean but having rhythm and size on your side is most advantageous. Some guys have unrealistic views of their manhood to begin with. They think they’re working with a monster but really have a swizzle stick. Nothing is worse than a guy telling you what he’s got and then the pants come off and he has a cocktail frank. WTH is that about? If the only thing a female can say when you disrobe is “Aww” you need to run. I call that the “Ugly Baby” aww. You know, when you see somebody proudly showing off pics of their baby and the child is crazy looking and totally unattractive so instead of saying nothing you say “Aww”. In your head you’re thinking Hot damn that child is ugly! or Aww, poor baby. Yeah, that’s the sound I’m talking about. Guys, if you disrobe and the chick says “Aww” it’s not a good thing.  The word aww is used in a couple of situations: When something is cute or when something is so bad it requires no words because you have nothing positive to say. Either way, both instances in your naked presence equal disaster.

    A couple of years ago I was on a site and a white guy that liked my pic sent me a message saying I have eight inches. And? He got no response. This goes to show size differences in races. For white guys, I guess he thought he was doing something by bragging about having eight inches. A black guy bragging about that would get clowned. But as with everything, there are exceptions.  Black guys aren’t all Mandigo and when that happens it kind of sucks. It’s the equivalent of seeing a thick, black woman and she turns around and has no ass. It’s a total letdown when you believe the rumors/myths and have your expectations about someone deflated.

    Let’s talk about women:

    Women are no better. We brag about our vaginas and how great and tight they are when they might actually be hollow, echoing caverns. That is not cute. You can’t go around banging guy after guy spouting this statement and expect your coo to stay the same. What’s tight will eventually lose elasticity. Think about it: If you keep stretching a rubber band time after time it will snap back, but after numerous times of pulling it starts to lose it’s shape until the snap back isn’t so quick. I honestly think we have a certain amount of mileage it can accrue before it goes but at least they have surgeries to tighten it back up if needed. Now if you have a baby, I totally understand, but if you bang the snapbacknesss out of yourself then that’s on you. Guys have surgeries to enlarge their members but that surgery is hit or miss. Guys have ended up smaller than they were before due to scarring or other complications. Females, here’s a clue to check if you’re big: If you can put four of your fingers in with ease or your whole hand for that matter, you have a problem. You got the great abyss and no one has told you.

    All in all, be realistic about what you have. Don’t hype up a dingy, but let your “work” do the talking.

    Toddlers and Tiaras

    Who in the hell watches this crap!! This ish comes on TLC and to me, pageant shows for little girls is just downright creepy! They have these little girls with their faces painted like a $2 whore, hair extensions, flippers (fake teeth) and have them gyrating around on the stage like strippers. It’s disgusting and the first thing I always think of is there is some pedophile out there loving it. This clip from South Park this season is exactly what I think dudes are doing.

    The girls look like plastic dolls with warpaint on. They are heavily rehearsed and it’s sickening to watch.  All it is is a bunch of women trying to relive their youth and fallen dreams through their children. A lot of these girls don’t even enjoy doing the shows. Come the hell on! Two thumbs down for the show and for pageants as well.

    Tiger Woods Incident – Just a Few Questions

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    Ok, so everyone has heard all of the news about Tiger Woods and his accident. Honestly, some things just don’t add up. Here are a few of my questions:

    1. If you live in a huge house and are sleeping at 2:30 am, how in the hell did you hear the accident and knew it was your husband? She was the first at the scene.
    2. An Escalade has 6 windows, why did you have to bust out the rear window to “get him out” ?
    3. Did you run back to house to get the golf club or was it already in your hand when you got out of the bed after you heard the crash?
    4. If your “courageous” wife WAS the first at the scene, why did your neighbor have to call 911 and never mentions her “courageous” azz.
    4.Why avoid the cops unless you are trying to heal up some so people won’t see the injuries weren’t accident related but rather domestic squabble related.
    5. If it truly was just an accident, how is that bringing embarrassment to your family?

    I guess by him making his statement saying he was sorry for his transgressions then if any more women come out he’s in the clear. In my opinion, he spoke out on the whole situation too late. Bottom line, I think his wife heard about him cheating and beat him down. She busted the back window with the club and he got distracted while trying to drive away and crashed. Dudes need to stop messing around with these money and fame hungry chicks. Didn’t he see how the whole Kobe incident played out? Better yet, people need to stop cheating all together!

    Tyra Banks is a Hypocrite

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    Yes she’s a hypocrite. How can this chick go and make a huge campaign telling everyone to “Kiss her Fat Ass” and then go and lose the weight and now telling people they should eat healthy  and live right? Didn’t she say how she liked her curves and didn’t care what anyone thought? Why do people gain weight and say they are happy about it and then lose the weight and say they did it for health? No, you did it because you were tired of what society thought about you. Be real about it!

    The comedian Monique is no better. She would always say in her act that she “hated skinny bitches” and that she liked being her size. Now she has lost mad weight and is saying she never said anything about skinny people. Are you for real? Do we need to pull up the various footage to prove you wrong? It just angers me. Tyra then spouts that she lost weight but is keeping “her levels”.  I guess she’s talking about her curves. She looks sickly now; she looked so much better with some weight on her. She preaches good self image to young girls but in reality, she’s just as insecure as the rest of us. Not to mention, her show is lame now and she’s run out of material. She now is doing game show bits on it to fill up time.

    I admire what she’s done to build her empire but she disgusts me. Live what you preach….

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