WHY WOMEN SHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK…

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
‘You must be single.’

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict’s intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital
status..

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , ‘Yes you are correct . But how
on earth did you know that?’

The drunk replied,

‘Cause you’re ugly’.

Google is making some interesting privacy changes and I would suggest that you heed my warning if you use Google or any Google products (ex. Youtube). Read below to make sure that your browsing history does indeed stay anonymous. I’m sure another loophole will be created that will still allow them to spy but at least this is something to do right now. Get going and change your settings now!

How To Delete Your Google Web History Before March 1st

For the digitally-paranoid, here are instructions to delete your Google Web browsing history before the March 1st deadline, when Google’s new privacy settings go into effect.

Google initially changed its settings to streamline all of the rules across its different products, and, they argue, give users choice and control:

Others argue that it potentially allows user data on meetings, locations, and phone calls to easy to be shared across different platforms, which could allow people to draw associations that users don’t want made. Whether or not this could actually harm you is up for debate (and critics are yet to find a good example of where privacy has done this kind of harm). But, just in case, here’s how to delete your history

From DigitalJournal

1.Go to the Google homepage and sign into your account.
2. Click the dropdown menu next to your name in the upper-right hand corner of your screen.
3. Click accounts settings
4. Find the “Services section”
5. Under “Services” there is a sub-section that reads “View, enable, disable web history.” Click the link next to it that reads: “Go to Web History.”
6. Click on “Remove all Web History”

When you click on “Remove all Web History,” a message appears that says ” Web History is Paused.” What this means is that while Google will continue gathering and storing information about your web history it will make all data anonymous, that is, Google will not associate your Web History information with your online accounts and will therefore be unable to send you customized search results.”

How to Remove Your YouTube Viewing and Search History Before Google’s New Privacy Policy Takes Effect

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2012/0…privacy-policy