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Workout Plan and Diet
So I’ve finally decided to get off of my ass and start working out. I told myself that I would get myself in shape by 30, and since I’m turning 31 next month I might as well start now. Better late than never. 
I’ve been doing weight training and cardio since 5 July and I’m already seeing results. I just want to tone up my body, lose some inches off of my stomach and make my legs and butt bigger. I never realized how weak my muscles really were until I started working out – It’s extremely painful. My first week I made a beeline to CVS to get some Tiger Balm because that stuff is great for muscle pain. It smells like cinnamon and other stuff but it’s effective.
I’m contemplating posting my before and after photos but I’m still marinating on that one…. I’ve also cut carbs, soda, and sugars from my diet. I wasn’t trying to drop weight like that but I’ve already lost 3 1/2 pounds in 10 days. I’ve also started taking a supplement called Maca. It’s good for reproductive help and quite a female females said it increased either their breast and/or butt. I’ll see and keep you posted. I’ve only taken it for 4 days so I’m still holding out for results. I’m also going to start a detox cleanse next weekend. I’m sure that’s going to suck badly….
Product Review – Palladio Rice Paper Blotting Tissues
This is by far one of my favorite products for the face. If you’re like me and have oily skin, THIS is a life saver. In the summer when it gets really hot and you perspire more, this comes in handy. I used to get tired of constantly patting my face with blotting powder to take the shine away. They come in different shades: Natural, Translucent, and Warm Beige (what I get). This rice paper blotting tissue is great because each sheet comes with one side for blotting and the other side is covered with rice powder. Not only does it blot away the oil, it mattifies your skin as well. I can actually tear the sheet in half and it is enough to blot away the shiny areas when needed. No more worries about putting too much powder on your skin. This is probably my fave product. I love, love, love these. You can find these at your local Sally’s Beauty Supply. You can also buy these online as well.
Cool Site – Paperbackswap.com
“List books you would like to swap with other members. Once a book is requested, mail it to the member. Books YOU request are mailed to you for free. No late fees or hidden charges.”
You no longer have to spend your money on that new book nor have to worry about late charges on a library book. Become a club member and find books you want and swap out the ones you have in your home collecting dust. It’s a win-win.
Face of the Future – Face Transformer
This site is crazy. You upload your pic and it shows how you would look as different races (Black, White, East-Asian & West-Asian) as well Baby, Young Adult, Older adult, Drunk (was funny as hell), 50% ape (will haunt me forever) and renditions of what different painters would have painted you as. They also allow you to transform yourself into an anime character. I enjoyed it and thought maybe you would too. I would upload my pic but nah….
Soulja Boy Pretty Boy Swag = Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle
Soulja Boy is a freaking joke….. His new song Pretty Boy Swag is ridiculous because the way he is rapping reminds me of that little black boy in the wheelchair on Malcolm in the Middle. His name was Stevie. If you know who I’m talking about you will probably agree. Dude is destroying rap….
Shady Car Salesman
So I forgot to update everyone and say I got a new vehicle last month (an Infiniti Coupe). I was looking to get out of my old vehicle after I took it in to get a routine oil change and the guy called me back into the shop to look at my car. He told me he knew something was wrong when he drove it in. I was like WTF?! It was only 3 years old so there shouldn’t have been any issues. I had noticed the car was a little louder but nothing too major. Well, that and I started to smell exhaust fumes sometimes. Apparently there was a hole in my exhaust line because it was rusted through. How that happens I don’t know. Even the mechanic said he’s never seen that in a car that new and it was a defect so I should take it back to the manufacturer. I decided to say bump that and get a new car.
Like magic, I get a flyer in the mail a couple of days later saying they were having a sale at a dealership not too far from me. I make the trip up there with my male friend because I didn’t want to go haggling over a car by myself. I get there and after running my credit (which is not bad) they show me a few cars. I saw the one I wanted: A liquid platinum Infiniti coupe. The issue was my negative equity in my current vehicle. After running numbers and calling around, they finally called me back to the finance guy right before they were closing and said we got you financed for a vehicle. Now mind you, my friend and I were laughing because they were trying to finance another girl by us with a 24% interest rate. I was like, “Their credit must be jacked up!” I get up there and they say they got me financed with an interest rate of 23%. WTF?! I told them hell no and I would get my own financing. They kept saying you won’t get lower than that. I told them I have 3 banks, one of them will finance me.
Low and behold, I got financing at a credit union for waaaay lower than that. The loan officer was looking at the paperwork the dealership handed me with the VIN and selling price and said something wasn’t right. I looked and they were trying to sell me the car for 3k more than what was being advertised on the internet. When I went to the dealership I specifically asked for the internet price. Shady bastards!! I go back in there with my friend and check in hand. I’m pissed at this point and I storm in there. All the salesmen outside get quiet. They even ask me what’s wrong. I told them nothing; I wanted to see the loan specialist. I told finance guy I caught on to their game and of course they dropped the price. Why all of the shenanigans? It’s not even necessary. After I walked in there with the check the whole ball game changed. Their name was on it and they were going to do what they could to get the deal at the point so the ball was in my court. Long story short, I got the car but it was a complete hassle. This is why car salesmen get a bad name….
Free Listen to Drake’s New Album- Thank Me Later
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Best of Craigslist Series – Beat it
Originally Posted: Sun, 23 May 17:13 EDT
BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO – m4m
Date: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT
I’m a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the “Beat It” video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.
Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back – long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor’s in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc
Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I’m a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play “Beat It” over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you’re the heter-bro I’m looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I’ve got laser tag too. I’m pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I’M NOT GAY.
P.S. – And I’ve gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.
“They told him don’t you ever come around here
Don’t wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire’s in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it”
- Location: Philly
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
