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About Me I am definitely one that sees the cup as half empty. I have decided to write a blog due to a lot of unexpected events that seem to happen in my life and to share some of my random thoughts/rants and product reviews. Not to mention I’m trying to embrace my new milestone of *clearing throat* 30. Sucks. I guess aging is inevitable just like death; however, it doesn’t mean I have to welcome it with open arms. The past couple of years have been extremely trying and it doesn’t seem to be letting up. When I catch a break another obstacle arrives. Finances, stalkers, haters, toxic friends, family issues, job woes,etc. Stay tuned to my life unpredicted. Not all bad but definitely not all good. Continuing to weather the storm….
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Electric Shock Lightening Reaction Game

I would actually play this game. Kind of crazy but it seems like fun.

Undeniable Adult Truths

Undeniable Adult Truths

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5; I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

9. Bad decisions make good stories.

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again..

12. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

14. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

15. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with a drink, than Kay.

16. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

18. How many times is it appropriate to say “What”? before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front; Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

21. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey; but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974; That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important … Ladies quit laughing.

When your YouTube Fans Set you up for Failure

Why?!!! These people who are requesting her to dance to certain songs are just setting her up. She can’t dance. She’s a big girl, but damn!! Really? I have so many questions. Like: How do you have that many videos and not lose weight? Why is her bed so low? Does she really think she’s doing something? She’s dead wrong to be exposing all that belly meat for the masses to see. I at least give her credit for having the confidence to get up there though….

Weatherman Loses it

Think he got fired? Wow!!

How to Wash a Cat

As a cat owner I found this to be pretty funny.

Guy on Youtube Given a Million Dollars

Ridiculous Is this what I should have done all along? Dude goes on YouTube and asks for a million dollars and like a genie in a bottle is granted his wish. Come the hell on! Are you freakin’ kidding me? I’m a little bitter that I didn’t think of it first. Hopefully he puts it to good use.

Dead Wrong – Relaxer on a 9-month old

This crap right here is ridiculous!! Who in the hell perms a 9-month old baby’s hair? I’m so sick of us black women feeling we have to straighten our hair. Ever since I went natural I realized it was the best decision for me. How can one justify putting chemicals on a baby’s head? Child Protective Services. That’s all I have to say….

Far Away by Marsha Ambrosius

I really like this song. Sad though….

Texting Codes for Senior Citizens

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Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctors
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Lunar Elipse Tuesday Morning

Lunar Eclipse early Tuesday morning!

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