The Annoyance of St. Patrick’s Day
Yeah, I said it. I loathe this day every year because of the idiots I have to deal with on this day. I refuse to conform and wear green because “everyone else is doing it”. It’s annoying when people don green items because of a day they do not understand and want to fit in. If you’re really Irish, then you can ignore this rant. Feel free to wear your colors. This rant is for the sheep following along with the herd because they think it’s cool.
I wore green in school because people pinched you if you didn’t have the color on. Nowadays, if someone tries to pinch me for that crap I’m catching a charge because I’m coming out swinging. No, seriously. I walk into my office today and everyone is stating they have green on. The Chinese girl in my office hardly ever wears green but does this day. I’m just dumbfounded. I refuse and mean mug everyone that looks like they are about to ask me about why I’m wearing no green. It’s just another day for people to get off work early to drink themselves into a stupor. These drunk bastards are always the ones coming into work the next day hating life too.
It’s like Christmas for white people or something by the way they act. I just don’t understand nor do I care too. This day just annoys the hell out of me….
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