Who in the hell watches this crap!! This ish comes on TLC and to me, pageant shows for little girls is just downright creepy! They have these little girls with their faces painted like a $2 whore, hair extensions, flippers (fake teeth) and have them gyrating around on the stage like strippers. It’s disgusting and the first thing I always think of is there is some pedophile out there loving it. This clip from South Park this season is exactly what I think dudes are doing.
The girls look like plastic dolls with warpaint on. They are heavily rehearsed and it’s sickening to watch. All it is is a bunch of women trying to relive their youth and fallen dreams through their children. A lot of these girls don’t even enjoy doing the shows. Come the hell on! Two thumbs down for the show and for pageants as well.